The TV Coverage of The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Stinks

Macys Parade TV coverage broadcast stinks awful sucksEvery year without fail the Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City takes center stage. It’s become a tradition for families to tune into it to watch the big balloons float down the streets, gaudy parade floats with people waving on them and endless marching bands.

Of course the TV networks cover the action to bring to viewers. NBC gets the important distinction of being able to advertise their morning broadcast as ‘The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade’. I guess they have the exclusive deal with Macy’s to use their name in the title and get a prime spot to set up on the parade route, while other networks are forced to just say ‘Thanksgiving Parade’. I don’t think there’s any copyright on those two words.

I am not a parade person at all, but somehow this holiday tradition of tuning into the parade has infected me, so once again I turned the coverage on in the morning. For the longest time I would take a glimpse. Oh it wasn’t to check out the joyful festivities that are being unleashed onto the city streets, but to try and comprehend how the broadest of this parade is so badly done. It has to be the worst produced broadcast of any annual event. And it just gets worse every single year.

I imagine for those who look forward to watching this parade on television they….you know….want to watch the parade. They want to see the people, floats and balloons being marched down 7th avenue.

But somehow NBC and CBS – the two networks I was flipping back and forth in-between – don’t really care what  their excited parade viewers want to see. They have their own agenda, which is to use the parade as simply a backdrop to talking head interviews, horrible lip-sync performances and to promote Broadway shows and corporate sponsors every chance they get.

Macy's Day Parade dance numberFolks are lucky they turn the cameras around to the marching on the streets for viewers to see what’s happening. I’d love to see a study done of out of the three-hour parade broadcast how much of the actual parade is shown to viewers. It’s gotta be a low pathetic number.

I don’t think any of it is worth watching, but thanks to it becoming a ‘tradition’ people continue to tune into it by the millions to watch the networks hype up their own shows, talking with random celebrities in the broadcast booth, have Broadway casts dance and to showcase as many corporate sponsors via floats or commercials as they can manage. It’s truly a horrible broadcast.

I will never understand the dance numbers. In my mind one of the defining attributes in a parade is walking. People walk down the street, they march, they keep things moving! What is this everyone stops to do a dance routine from a musical? Good Grief indeed Charlie Brown! The kids who are sitting in front of their televisions  – probably groaning at how boring this is – who are hoping to see something fun are lucky if the networks actually show the Felix the Cat balloon whizzing past.

Macy's Day Parade Thanksgiving old retro balloonI know when this parade began it started as a commercialized way for Macy’s to promote their upcoming holiday shopping. But at least it must of been entertaining for folks to sit through. They tried to package it in a way by saying, ‘ok this is a big commercialized event, but the kids will have some fun watching the big balloons and floats and stuff’.

These networks…..don’t try to hide the intentions of it in anyway. They don’t give the TV audience anything – other than ads and promotions for crap! It’s amazing!

It’s like when you’re on the internet and you keep trying to close pop-up ads so you can read or watch something – that’s the Macy’s Day Parade coverage! You keep hoping they’ll take a break from the commercials, logos and promotion so you can get a glimpse of some of the parade, but unfortunately you’re not able to close or skip any of crap they fill their screens with.

I’ll never understand why someone station hasn’t come around and just actually done some decent coverage of this parade. The old parade broadcasts were never as grueling to sit through as nowadays.

It doesn’t seem complicated – you just lock one or two cameras off, point them at the street, film what walks past you and bam you have your parade coverage! I think NBC started doing some streaming thing with the parade and imagine it has to be better than the television broadcast where viewers are forced to listen to the hosts trade insipid jokes back and forth.

How are kids thirty years from now going to reminisce about this parade coverage? Will they think back and say, “When I was little watching the parade was so much fun! We’d gather round the television Thanksgiving morning and count how many sponsors were involved and shook our heads at the tedious copy Al Roker and Matt Lauer would say. One year we even got a glimpse of the foot of the Big Bird balloon! Ahhh. those were the days.”

Macy's Day Parade Thanksgiving tv coverage sucks awfulI wonder if people will ever get tired of watching this awful coverage or will they just keep tuning in year after year just because it’s a ‘tradition’. It seems like it’s the easiest thing ever to just film a parade. I’ve seen cable access television stations cover their local parades better than what NBC and CBS does every year.

It’s like screwing up a filming of the Yule Log or something. It’s very simple. But if the networks got their hands on it they’d probably screw that up too. They’d probably carve corporate logos onto the burning logs and instead of playing Christmas music just play an endless rotation of sponsor jingles.

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